lord-smaug-the-impenetrable:

I was born in the wrong time period. I should have been born in the far future when everyone has the rights they fucking deserve

speaking of okcupid

people on my visitors list that never message me

why do you look so pissed off in your pictures??? 

wondering if anyone came to my blog because of the url thinking that maybe I answer questions about dogs. 

jaclcfrost:

puppies saying things

fandomacepilot:

Repeat after me kids:

A relationship does not have to be romantic and/or sexual to be important. 

people on okcupid who put nyc as your location because you don’t want to put your real one

could you not

you’re in my range when you do that. 

I told dad about the Spock cardboard cutout I wanted. 

I told him it was a bad idea because I knew I would see it and get startled every time I entered the room or woke up. 

He told me to put it in between the blinds and the windows. At the front. So when I’m not home people think someone is home. (apparently he was thinking of doing the same thing)

What would you guys think if you were walking down the street at night and you idly look up at a 2nd story window and you see Spock. 

ow fuck

did someone just hit me in the side of the head with a bat or

jesus what snaksfdk

I keep seeing that funny post where people use “man soap” and bacon to make facial hair and

I wish that worked I want sideburnsss